“Chicagoblanca” is coming to a theater near you, starring Barack Obama and Andy Martin in a remake of the firm classic “Casablanca”
Andy Martin says Barack Obama should be “appalled” at himself, not Governor Rod Blagojevich. “Chicagoblanca” is coming to a theater near you, starring Barack Obama as a venal police chief who profits from the winnings of his corruption in Chicago. In an inspirational end to “Chicagoblanca,” Barack Obama and Andy Martin run off to Indonesia, where they open a “Café Chicago” and sell booze to the locals. “I’m still a ‘Jakarta street kid at heart,’” Obama says on arrival in Jakarta. Cheers!
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Andy Martin and Barack Obama run off to Jakarta in a remake of the classic film “Casablanca”
(CHICAGO)(December 12, 2008) “Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil” Election Day/matinee star Barry Obama is coming to the silver screen in a new role starring as “Captain Barack Hussein Renaud,” the Prefect of Police in Chicago who is “appalled” by the discovery of corruption in his home city. “I am shocked, shocked, to learn that there’s corruption going on in Chicago,” is one of Obama’s signature lines in the remake of the World war II love story “Casablanca.”
Just as Claude Raines, starring as Inspector Renaud, feigns “shock” at the discovery of gambling in the original film, while carrying off his winnings, Barry Obama will feign that he is “appalled” by the corruption in the casino that has been his base of political power for over a decade, while carrying off his winnings for being part of Chicago’s corrupt political culture.
Obama who claims he could not pay his credit card bills eight years ago, has become rich enough to refuse his U. S. Senate salary, all as a result of his participation in the corrupt politics of his “home” town.
In a stirring scene with breathtaking beauty, “We’ll always have Hawai’i,” Obama tearfully abandons the corruption of Honolulu for the venality of Chicago as outrigger canoes carry “Barry O” to a waiting pirate galleon en route to Occidental College. Unbeknownst to Obama, Andy Martin is an undercover corruption fighter on the ship “Chicago’s Fortune.”
The Chicago Tribune protested when Senator John McCain broadcast ads highlighting corruption in Chicago.” says Andy Martin. “If McCain had not been such an incompetent idiot, he would be heading to the White House today. McCain had the issues; he was too ham-handed to use them.
“Barack Obama has claimed he is ‘appalled’ at the corruption in Chicago. He cites three ‘selfless’ public servants; two are long dead and the third, Dick Durbin, is a crook who uses his wife as a ‘bag man’ lobbyist.
“If Dick Durbin is Obama’s prime example of living integrity, we better “fasten our seat belts” as we include a scene in Chicagoblanca loosely based on “All About Eve.”
Who is this man Barry Obama, soon to be Barack Hussein Obama, kidding? If he didn’t know there is corruption in Chicago, and that Blagojevich was a crook, he is too incompetent to serve as one of Blagojevich’s toll collectors on the Illinois Tollway, let alone as president of the United States.
Does George Bush know about Obama’s lack of intelligence? Bush has refused to allow Obama to move into Blair House early. Maybe GWB should reconsider. Obama is a stranger to Washington, having barely visited the place. ‘Bama might miss the inaugural parade if it doesn’t march past him at Blair House.
“I invite any sentient being to ‘Google’ Obama + ‘Illinois corruption’ and see how many times Obama has denounced corruption or the Daley Machine. On the contrary, BHO has regularly endorsed the politics of sleaze, from African-American neighborhoods plundered by Obama’s sponsor Tony Rezko right down to the kleptocracy of Richard Daley’s City Hall. Obama has been an integral part of corrupt politics in Illinois. Period. He should be ‘appalled’ at himself, not Blagojevich.
“My book, ‘Obama: The Man Behind The Mask,’ is a ‘Chicago story’ retelling the history of Obama’s long-time links to organized political corruption in Chicago. Obama has coexisted comfortably in the ‘iron triangle’ of Chicago politics,” Martin says. http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/chi-kass-10-dec10,0,7674669.column
Andy Martin will also play a starring role in “Chicagoblanca” as a cynical cafe owner and political reformer who ends up in Chicago but refuses to run off with the girl he loved in Honolulu. Instead, Andy runs off with Barry Soetero Obama, to Indonesia, where they set up a “Café Chicago” and make a killing selling booze to Muslims.
*****COMING NEXT: President-select Barack Hussein Islama, in a new starting role as the Muslim prince who captures the hearts of America’s liberals and is torn asunder by the challenge of picking an “Islamic capital” from which to proclaim the surrender of the American people to the Caliphate of Osama Bin Laden. Includes some violence and gory scenes of slaughtered Americans ( R ).
Readers of Obama: The Man Behind The Mask, say the book is still the only gold standard and practical handbook on Barack Obama’s unfitness for the presidency. Buy it.
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URGENT APPEAL: The Committee of One Million to Defeat Barack Obama is raising money for the ongoing fight against Barack Obama.
“Our ability to continue to defang and defeat Barack Obama after Election Day is directly dependent on the generosity of every American,” says Executive Director Andy Martin. “The Committee of One Million to Defeat Barack Obama limits itself to $100 maximum contributions for political action, and unlimited donations for persons wanting to support our legal action (court costs, fees, travel, etc.); there are no bundlers, fat cats or illegal contributions. Obama is opposed to everything America stands for. But while Obama has raised more than a third of a BILLION dollars, his opponents have raised virtually nothing. Americans can either contribute now, or pay later. If we do not succeed, Obama will.”
Andy Martin is a legendary Chicago muckraker, author, Internet columnist, radio talk show host, broadcaster and media critic. He has over forty years of broadcasting experience in radio and television. He is currently based in New York selling his new book, Obama: The Man Behind The Mask. Andy is the Executive Editor and publisher of http://www.ContrarianCommentary.com. © Copyright by Andy Martin 2008. Martin comments on regional, national and world events with over forty years of experience. He holds a Juris Doctor degree from the University of Illinois College of Law and is a former adjunct professor of law at the City University of New York.
His columns are also posted at ContrarianCommentary.blogspot.com; contrariancommentary.wordpress.com. Andy is the author of Obama: The Man Behind The Mask, published in July 2008, see http://www.OrangeStatePress.com.
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